Dating 5 Guys

So I am having a relationship with 5 Guys. I can't help it. I know they're cheap. They are fat. They don't look good on me. They are greasy. They are a bad idea. So why don't I break up with the 5 Guys. Believe me I have tried. I took some time apart but then I had a bad day and they were there for me, greeting me with open arms, willing to take me back. So I gave in, they really like my ass. We only do it once a week. But its so good. I'll regret it this summer, but today I'll enjoy that juicy cheeseburger and fries.

5 Guys Burger and Fries